District of Columbia Private Equity Map

Private Equity Firm15 places

1. 1CVC Capital Partners975 F St NW, Washington, DC 20004, USAThis firm's motto might be ‘In CVC We Trust’, except they won’t accept your trust fund—as witty as they are lucrative!
2. 2Rodgers Capital1314, Longworth House Office Building, Washington, DC 20515, USAA firm as flexible in investment as a yoga instructor in downward-dog position, just with less spandex!
3. 3Francisco Partners1101 Vermont Avenue Northwest Northwest Washington Washington, #7, Washington, DC 20005, USAFocused on tech investments, they’re like treasure hunters looking for gold in the digital jungles!
4. 4The Carlyle Group1001 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20004, USAA big player in private equity that’s as sharp as a double-edged sword—except the only thing they cut is underperforming businesses.
5. 5Blackstone Group801 Pennsylvania Ave. SE, Washington, DC 20003, USAAn investment titan with enough clout to get invited to all the fancy parties, just make sure they don’t take your portfolio!
6. 6General AtlanticAtlantic St SW, Washington, DC 20032, USAA firm that’s traveling the globe with their investments, proving that sometimes, you really can have your cake and eat it too!
7. 7TPG CapitalWashington, DC 20004, USAThis firm has a knack for buying low and selling high, which sounds like a great strategy for garage sales, but they take it up a notch!
8. 8Apollo Global ManagementWashington, DC, USAAn investment firm that’s more popular at cocktail parties than most people—just don’t ask about past relationships!
9. 9Vista Equity PartnersWashington, DC, USAFocusing on software companies like a dog on a bone; they’ll squeeze every bit of value before letting you have it back!
10. 10Marble Arch InvestmentsWashington, DC, USAThis crew sees potential everywhere—like that friend who thinks they can cook but only manages to burn toast!